hard or soft?

i am sitting here on the puter, and the papa is probably sleeping after he put little down for the night. as i'm sitting here and watching food tv and just buzznetting i hear this *POP* sound from the kitchen and i think that maybe a dish settled in the rack or something so i don't give it another thought. then all of a sudden there's another loud *POP* and im like 'wtf?" so i go into the kitchen whereby i realize that the papa put a small pot of eggs on the stove for our dog luna right before he went to put the little to bed. luckily i put the stove on low or else it would have boiled away much sooner but we both forgot about it and the pot is dry and the sound was the eggs popping in their shell because of no water.

*takes a bow*