not last....

i have noticed that on buzznet there are a few people who take great delight in being the first commenter on a photo (most often on the photo of a blogger who gets lots and lots of comments - but not mine), and to show their delight they exclaim "FIRST!" with what i imagine to be an 'in your face' tone. (you know who you are)
this morning while in the restroom, i went into a stall to do my business, and noticed that the toilet seat was up. i know this means that no one has used that toilet since it was cleaned by the janitors the night before. as i put the seat down, realizing what it meant, in my head i involuntarily exclaimed "FIRST!".... then i felt great shame, but only for a moment, and then went about my business.