attention! people on the streets of l.a., listen up...

for those of you driving around town:

a. if you don't actually have somewhere to be, please pull over and get out of the way for those of us who actually have somewhere to go and probably should have been there 10 minutes ago.

b. unless you're getting directions to wherever it is you're supposed to be, hang up the damn cell phone and pay attention to the road.

to the pedestrians:

think back to when you were a child... remember learning the proper way to cross the street at a stop sign?
here's a refresher course just for you: "stop...look left...look right...then look left again" before proceeding into the street.
learn to live like that's your mantra... and wipe that dirty sneer off your face when i don't stop for you as you try to step in front of my car while i am already through the intersection.

harumph.