it's hump day...

...and the June gloom is gone... so let's talk about sex.

PLEASURE, n. The least hateful form of dejection.

i was getting some coffee this morning when i overheard the UPS guy come in the office today and said "i have a package for you" and all i could hear in my head after that was *wocka chicka wocka chicka wocka chicka*

i know it's cliche, and reminiscent of disco porn where a plumber knocks on the door and calls out to the lady of the house that he's there to "check her pipes" (*wocka chicka wocka chicka wocka chicka*)... but it got me thinking -- which we all know is kinda dangerous -- and now i wonder if an individual's sexual fantasies are more likely to be outrageously fictional or if they're predominantly based on the events of one's everyday life.

like when he fantasizes, does the UPS guy deliver packages and further proceed to service (or be serviced by) the recipient?

*wocka chicka wocka chicka wocka chicka*

does a firefighter say "something's smoking... let me get my hose ready"?

*wocka chicka wocka chicka wocka chicka*

or does the attorney work for says things like "i need to check your briefs before court"?

*wocka chicka wocka chic----*

nope... i'm not even laughing on the inside anymore.