no amount of caffeine can make this funk go away....

there are 17 new messages on my voicemail at work from the past few days and I am at the point that I feel like flipping a coin on whether to listen to them or just delete them all without knowing what they say. anyone got a quarter?

update: of 17 messages only 5 were pertinent and the rest were either hang-ups or inane... save your change for a rainy-day ice cream cone... and the caffeine jitters have set it, which greatly improved my mood so no one has to die just yet.